Top 10 Things to do While Waiting for Open Beta

• 10 - Explain to your kids, for the millionth time, that yelling Waaaaaagh! at their Mom isn't a good idea.
• 9 - Start collecting foam and cardboard from your neighbors so you can build your own set of armor to wear on opening day
• 8 - Practice keeping 3 auras up by running around the local mall throwing rice, confetti, and smoke bombs alternatively every 4 seconds.
• 7 - Increase your hitpoints by drinking heavily each night while eating raw eggs and pasta until you pass out.
• 6 - Scour EBAY for actual war axes to use on your boss to convince him to give you opening day off.
• 5 - Develop a relationship with a Gold Farmer over skype.
• 4 - Spend 14 days on Vent, convincing your old guildies that wiping on Illidan for days on end really really isn't all that fun.
• 3 - Read warhammeralliance forums and try, in vain to convice people that they don't know how careers will play out at level 40 after 3 patches.
• 2 - Read blogs for hours on end, so that you're so tired, come launch, you won't be able to play.
• 1 - Go crazy, randomly saying Waaaagh under your breath until you get to play again.

Oh, and this is not a humourous post, except for the eggs this is all true... Mainly

Comments

[badjawa]

Wotcha everyone,

"5 - Develop a relationship with a Gold Farmer over skype."

Genius. Made me laugh muchly.

Cheers,
Hawley.

[Kronor]

LOL, good one.

My favorite word is not officially "Waaagh!"